this is literally the only tweet that ever matters

Whoever designed mega absol and mega audino knew what was up those guys rule

Beetroot? You want fucking Beet Root?

Wetzel's Pretzels across America have been shut down this week after an anonymous tip raised concerns that "Wetzel is a fake ass name" and " there's no way that dude had a lasst name that just happens to rhyme with pretzel, no chance".

I find it interesting that the mouth salivates both when we’re hungry and when we’re nauseous. It doesn’t matter if stuff is coming in or out, our throat is like okay boys time to lube up the tunnel